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Peach State say: Facebook Funnies…Finally!

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I have found my Facebook Minions…aren’t they cute?

What a week I have had…I have so much to tell you! The only problem is the lack of time to do so! For now let’s get to the task at hand and enjoy a giggle and chuckle together! It is time for FACEBOOK FUNNIES…FINALLY!!!

How about some inspirations words?:

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I would have to agree…any parent would!

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The truth is laid out for you in Black and White!

Blog Worthy Award Winner #1:

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The upside of following this exercise routine is having more time to do other things like watch TV and snack! ( healthy snacks of course…snicker, snicker…)

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We are a strong group of friends! But I did hear a comment recently regarding the fact that we resembled a support group…

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Because of the lack of Forest animals I have been unable to walk around my cement-cinder block!

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Sounds like my 13 year old!

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I guess we do use Science in many different parts of our life…”Crap…that means we use Algebra too!” ( facetious chuckle!)

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This comment has been brought to you by “Blonde is Nice and Easy“…sorry…I may resemble that remark!

Blog Worthy Award Winner #2:

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Like I have always said…( insert Motherly advice)

“Remind You of Anyone Award”:

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My mat would say “The cleaning staff have been infected by the Selective Hearing Germ…Enter at your own risk!”

The Straight-Jacket Award goes to…

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“I am so glad I don’t have a cat!”

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Okay…I will stop!

Have a giggle filled day!

“May your cup runneth over with joy, love and laughter oh, and really fabulous coffee!”

Peach State

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Peach State says: Facebook Funnies Wednesday!

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Welcome…What a way to start Facebook Funnies Wednesday!

Let’s dive in and see what I have found on my Facebook this past week!

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Is this the parents point of view or the kids?
Parents have to be creative and find some fun!

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My youngest would say he loves to rake leaves….”And No! My parents did not want me to do this…I had to sneak out of the house and break into the garage to get the rake.” JK

The adults snickered as the child watched the scary movie…

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This one…well I laughed and laughed!

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The spider may be gone…but look at the roaches! RUN!

Animal Parade:

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“This is a great deal…termites gone for the price of an All You Can Eat Buffet

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That cat could be Grumpy Cat’s grandmother!

New Award…”This Reminds Me Of Somebody”…when a pic reminds me of a person even me!:

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If M. Night had taken this picture the cats would have had Tinfoil on their heads…signs…get it?

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What…no cheeseburger?

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And look at the mess you have made!

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(Drum roll…)Blog Worthy Award #1:

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Great…now I am hungry!

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“I was going to say…Ball of no fun!”

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(Drum roll) Blog Worthy Award #2:

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And a inspired award….The Straight-Jacket Award:

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I hope you can share the humor today…Have a great day and “oh yeah…smile”!

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Peach State

Peach State says: Words to live by!

Mom!! He touched me, did not, yes he did...I saw him do it....."Words to live by!"

“Do you want me to pull this car over?”

“Leave your brother alone!”

“Don’t make me come up there!”

Words to live by!  Everyday parents all over this great big world of ours experience frustrating situations with children.  To bad we can’t act like they do.  What if we acted the same way and said the same things?  I venture to say the results would be eye-opening.  I will list a few of the statements heard in my house on a daily basis.  See if you have heard any of them before.

My children:                                             Mom and dad:

I’m bored!                                                        Go play outside.

Can I have some coke?                              We are eating dinner soon.

He’s bothering me!                                       Leave your brother alone

Really?                                                               Yep…Really!

Why?                                                                   Because I said so!

Whatever!                                                         I’m the MOM!

HUH!                                                          Treat people the way you want to be treated

Can I go _______?                                       What time will you be home?

Why can’t I?                                                      Be home before dinner!

He won’t leave me alone!                            Do you really want to wear that?

I am going to my room.                              Clean your room!

Leave me alone!                                             Have you done your chores?

But I just sat down…                                     But I just sat down…..

I am so tired!                                                   You’re tired! (lol)

ZZZZ!! (napping)                                            You will not sleep tonight.

You don’t know what I have to do!         Do your homework, chores

You have no idea!                                           You’re right…I never was your age…

“Alright already!, enough is enough!,  What was I thinking?”  If I, as a mother, said the phrases my children say to me; they would laugh.  They might stare blankly at me thinking I had lost my mind.  We find out, as we grow older, that our parents were not as ridiculous as we originally thought.   Then, to our dismay, we find ourselves repeating the same phrases and logic to our children.  SCARY!  I recall a day when my three sons were really testing my resolve and I simply looked at them and said “I am going into time-out!”  I retreated quickly to my bedroom and turned on the TV.  I relaxed and thought about my next step.  The next 15 minutes was very insightful.  There was a timid knock at the door and a little voice asking if I was okay.  There was silence when I did not respond.  The concerned whispers began then a spirit of resolve.  I checked my watch and I had been in my room for 20 minutes.  I walked to the door and opened it to find the three boys sitting next to my door.  Each of them were sitting quietly not knowing what to do.  They figured by sitting at the door they would be safe.  “I am sorry!” they each said and gave me a hug and went to clean the mess that had started the whole string of events.  I acted as if nothing had happened and started dinner.  When dinner was ready the boys were called.  We sat down and said the blessing.  It was my 7 year old’s turn to pray and this is what he said.

“Dear Jesus,

Thank you for the food and thank you for this house.  Thank you for my mom who put the wrong person in time-out.  She did not do anything bad.  Help her know that we are sorry that we did not do the room and will be better tomorrow.

Amen”

They had sat outside my door and worried about me while thinking about what they had done to cause this action.  Punishment served!  This lesson only lasted a little while.  I never put myself in time-out again but probably needed to.  I could have used the break!  The limited view is beginning to expand as they grow up, thankfully.  The older boys understand things with more clarity and I catch them giving parental phrase to our youngest…. I have to laugh and then stop them.  “You are not the parent!”  Where have I heard that before?  I try to gently remind them that even though I appreciate their intention to relieve the pressure from me I still need to be the one who is in charge of the situation.

The phrases and words, repeated daily, may sometimes fall on deaf ears but they do eventually sink into the dark and ever expanding matter located between a child’s ears.  Hopefully, as adults, we will continue to learn as well.  Our ability to handle situations must alter with each new adventure and be tested by the world we live in.  The life we lead is different than our parents and though the root of the problem may be the same the approach must adapt to the individual and circumstances.  The influences are so vast compared to those of my childhood and the chances of sheltering a child from negative situations is an uphill battle.  The basics are necessary and then we must go “step by step and day by day.”

I wish we could implant manners and not have to struggle teaching them.  I wish respect was automatically obtained at birth.  These two concepts would virtually bring conflict to a standstill and laughter would replace fussing, helping replace complaining.  What?….a girl can dream! Right?  Fortunately, I have had some of those times when the boys were, without any coercion, getting along and helpful.  “Those are the days!”  For now I will have to realize that my boys are respectful when around others and they do use their manners.  “Words to live by” are just a way of communication.  They offer the material to build bridges between children and parents.  They can teach and remind, the parties involved, of past situations and feelings.  Parents do not want to see mistakes repeated.  We can only hope that one day they will be able to “Walk in our shoes” and understand the importance of these “Words to live by!”

I know I probably left some of the best phrases off the list.  You probably have some of your own…What would be some of your “Words to live by”?

D.L.