Peach State says: It’s A Not So Wednesday Facebook Funnies

I apologize for my absence yesterday…I was submerged and it was not coffee! I was just not functioning well enough to be funny! Am I forgiven? If so…keep reading!

Let’s get started….It’s A Not So Wednesday Facebook Funnies!!!
This week was filled with music, movies, favorite personalities and MOM!

Sorry…I was lost in the head banging lyrics.

Holiday Funnies:

Great…something else to wash and put away!

Speaking of the 4th:

Just another side…hehe…of Yoda!

“Umm…weren’t they a bit taller in the movie?”

Just when you thought it was safe to come OUT of the water…

(drum roll…) Special Mother’s Day Blog Worthy Award Winner:

…and let’s hope it continues with Mother’s Day coming up!

I think I would Run…and Run fast!

“There is no such thing as too clean”…(said Mom)

(drum roll…) This week’s #1 Blog Worthy Award Winner is:

“Yep…must be a male cat!”

When Mom can’t be in two places at one time…she leaves someone else in charge!

(drum roll…) This week’s #2 Blog Worthy Award Winner is:
And Mom stopped and prayed…

Well not smother…but couldn’t they be a little smarter?

Sorry…it’s just too cute!

(drum roll…) This week’s Blog Worthy Award Winner #3 was dedicated to one of the Praise Teams I am on…along with a couple of “Peas in a Pod!

(Theme song for Mothers everywhere!)

Mom’s Foot Warmer

Interesting combination…All in all, everyone enjoyed the concert…except the mouse!

The perfect container for a GRITS (Girls Raised In The South)

To all the mothers out there…HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!! And to those of you with a mom…”Don’t forget to thank her and tell her she is loved!”

Enjoy the humor and share a smile…and don’t make me call my flying monkeys!

Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Happy Valentines Day!

Here is a special Happy Valentines Day wish from me to you!

ENJOY!

Sticky sweet…okay, maybe a little!

What? You know I couldn’t help myself…I do love Grumpy Cat!

Have a great Valentines Day and enjoy your day with someone special!

Peach State

Peach State says: Super Bowl Internet Humor

So there I was…watching the Super Bowl game last night! It was going well…my team was winning!

Bing!

A FB notification appeared! My friend sent the above pic and that started the short-lived competition, among my friends, that I will call Super Bowl Internet Humor!. I will share these wonderful and humorous insights.

And let us not forget…That’s the night the lights went out…in the Super Dome!

Should have known!

Have a laugh and get back to your day!

Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Facebook Funnies Wednesday!

I think every teenager has said this to their parents. At least this is what the parents hear!

Can you believe it? It is that time again…are you ready? It’s Facebook Funnies Wednesday!

How long did she wait to hear those tender words.

Those darn mittens…

(Drum roll…..) Blog Worthy Award Winner:

Jealous!

Time for career change.

How can you waste the delicious pickle.

You should have see the face the dog made after tasting the lemon.

(Drum roll…..). Blog Worthy Award Winner:<

JK…yeah…NO!

Sad…but gross!

Sorry…the roles are reversed here. We listen to their music…late at night…when normal people are sleeping.

There are some things you just don’t share.

Saw this and it reminded me of someone…I wonder who?

Oh now I remember and so can you…use the Force today and remember what you did yesterday!

Speaking of George…

What…I watch re-runs…yep!

Medication….OOO…do they help?

Well I will leave you with that thought. Hehe!
I hope you found something to bring a little cheer to your day! Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: It Must Be Facebook Funnies Time!

I laughed and laughed…Now this funny is the first Blog Worthy Award Winner for today.

Welcome to some funny, giggle provoking, status updates. It Must Be Facebook Funnies Time!

Must be a bad…bad…cold!

A model Boy Scout!

Here is the second Blog Worthy Award Winner:

Welcome To Georgia!

Guess how much snow we had….come on…guess!

One…two…three… ( crunch ) Three!

Man they hurt like a dog…hehe

And who could be angry at that little face.

You need humans to earn the $$$ you need to order online….vicious circle!

The other tuna…fresh from the ocean…huge, big fish!

Wow…and how many lunches with that pay for?

Almost time for me to fix the daily lattes…I need Coffee!

Enjoy a smile today and share the humor. Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: This Thing I Do!

The ability to string words together in an ordered manner is a talent I have long held near and dear. I have maneuvered my way out of many sticky situations, with cleverness, as I parade various adjectives and adverbs ornately amongst the facts. Many of my teachers and college professors would side-bar my writing with favorable comments.

“The ideas shared on this topic were creatively unique!”,
“The familiarity you shared with the main character gave this paper a quality unseen in previous students!”
and my favorite…”Did you read the book at all?”

😉 I was literally handed my paper as the professor in my 500 level English Lit class asked me this question. I simply smiled and asked if I could see my grade first. He turned the paper over to reveal an “A”. The professor asked again if I had read the book…and I promptly responded yes…”Most of it!” He immediately inquired about my methods. Maybe it was my love for reading or the understanding of subject matter. Maybe it was my ability to tell a story. Whatever the case…I love doing This Thing I Do!

I have found that by seeking a positive and often humorous approach in my writing I enjoy a vast range of topics. My friends and I have some of the best title concepts which lead my brain to quickly explore subject matter connected with each of the Blog Worthy titles.
I had the opportunity to write my blog last night with a little help from a dear friend, often referred to in my blogs as Mutual Cat Loving Friend, while I was at basketball practice with my youngest. We squealed and squawked with the creation of the post. Of course it may have been the fact that we had both had very hard days and really needed to release the emotions quickly rising and ready to explode with the strength of a volcanic eruption.

Whether therapeutic or just a plain-old-love to write…my blog is satisfying. “I sadly watch my stats but not like I use to.” I have also found that this is another way to connect with my friends. We laugh and discuss daily topics often losing ourselves in conversation with people around us staring strangely at us. We stop and explain…”Peach State writes a blog and we are talking about something she recently wrote.” “You should check it out!” The funny thing is most people have no clue what a blog is much less how to google for one.

“Does that mean I am higher on the geekdom scale than most?”

The therapeutic writing style I use gives me the chance to share my failures and successes with my family and friends. BUT…if someone else can read what I write and use it to better their pain or situation I am all for it. I only hope the information gleaned, while not valuable to most, assist someone who may have reached the Proverbial End-of-the-Rope. After all isn’t that what writers typically want?

Speaking of end-of-the-rope…my coffee is not working well this morning in keeping my eyelids open. Well it could be the pain medication…hehe! I better stop before I fail to make sense.

What would be your reason for writing? Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Happy Facebook Funnies Day!

Good morning my friendly funny-bones! I have a few of my friends Facebook status updates…the ones that made me chuckle out loud. Are you ready to have a Happy Facebook Funnies Day!

Some are a bit edgy and off the cuff humor…let’s start with these!

Like I said…edgy!

The not-so questionable humor: Lifestyle and Aging!

I used to practice my vibrato while singing into the fan!

Here kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty….oh and anyone else who may want to eat.

The Big-man says it and it s so!

Reality TV proves to have a positive influence!

She must not taste the food as she cooks…that’s always even my problem.

We know there are certain concepts in what we wear…well…you decide for yourself!

Unless you are a Red-neck!

I am glad someone finally heard my advice and is educating others!

I will close with a couple of the cute leftovers not able to fit in the previous categories:

My parents called this sleeping!

Well not yet…but soon!

Hoping something tickled your funny-bone today! Share your favorites and let me know. Everyone needs to laugh! Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Redneck Humor to Start Your Day!

It is the last day of school and I am really looking forward to a relaxing…I guess we need a few more wheelbarrows!

We tend to do things a little different here in the South…and are typically made fun of for this reason. I would like to think that maybe we make the best of the situation at hand. Humor steps in when non-average folks use silly, but creative, methods to do the simplest of things. Here is just a taste of Redneck Humor to Start Your Day!

The hunters in my family swear the deer do this!

Single family dwelling or cliff dwellers…the world may never know!

That may explain some of the Southern differences! HeHe!

Welcome to Wal-Mart!

Saw this and just had to include it…This is not just for Rednecks!

It is Saturday and you know what that means…

I hope you found a little something to smile about in these examples of Redneck Humor to Start Your Day! I am off to do the last of my daily errands alone. It is the last day of school and well…you know what that means! Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: More Facebook Funnies!

Of course not!
It’s Wednesday and you know what that means…More Facebook Funnies!

This has been a great week for Facebook Funnies!. My friends have been very busy this week and couple of them have started competing with each other everyday. Let the battle begin!

With all of the allergy and sinus problems my friends have been visiting their doctors looking for any relief…sometimes the diagnosis is not what we think…

This week’s cat pictures have overflowed…here are the best!

Diva Cat!

This is not a self portrait!

I am guilty of saying this statement way to much!! But how true it is!

This may be a self portrait….
Sometimes we face trials…how we go through them gives us strength to face anything! I would not want to face this trial!

The next section will speak for itself…

That is a true…dream..wish…statement! I can really relate!

This next one…well let’s just say these words may have actually come out of my mouth a few times!

I will close today’s Facebook Funnies with my favorite topic. COFFEE!

This is what our choir used to look like on Wednesday nights…so we all started bring our own coffee in…now we are real lively bunch!
I hope you have enjoyed today’s Facebook Funnies! I wanted to announce the undisputed winner in this weeks Blog Worthy Award is (drum roll please)“Our Mutual Cat Loving Friend!”I have not put all of the saved funnies on today….just in case next week is a slow humor week! So until next Wednesday have a great day and come back for More Facebook Funnies!

Peach State

Peach State says: Here is My Facebook Funnies!

Here we are halfway through this week…I am ready for some humor! “Are you?”
These are collected from my Facebook and some were targeted to me and some …well they were just funny. Here is My Facebook Funnies!

Girl Scouts go door to door and outside the stores we frequent selling innocent cookies. We did not buy any this year! “I am so proud of myself!” But someone did…

While we are on the topic of eating…

Age has been targeted this week! “I am so glad that we are exempt from these conversations and jokes!”

Signs are placed strategically to inform…

My son has a doctors appointment today….should I tell him about this?

My cat lover friends have been a bit preoccupied this past week! I guess it was a hard week!

I would just like to take a moment and wish them a better week!

Well I tried!

As I close the Humor floodgates this week I have to warn you about the last humorous tidbit….okay you’ve been warned! Car commercials with the beautiful young girls flirtingly showing the details of the car…

A picture is worth a thousand words…and I just can’t seem to find the words to fit.

Have a great day…and send me those Facebook Funnies!

Peach State