Peach State say: Silly Facebook Funnies

Freeze! Stop right where you are! It is time for some Silly Facebook Funnies!

Welcome to this installment of Facebook Funnies…let’s see what my friends have been up to this week!

Sorry…you know me and my college football…Amen!

Ahh…silence! I guess someone had the dumb.

New award…Itty-Bitty-Kitty Award:

Not in my house! But then again we have no cats…the boys have to get off the couch for the dog!

What a poor seal…I bet his bark is worse than his bite…

Remind You Of Anyone Award:

I have seen that look somewhere before…oh yeah, it was at church this past Sunday…hehe!

Are you saying that cats are like teenage boys?

Time for a few inspiration/ motivational words:

Finally someone I can identify with!

Blog Worthy Award Winner:

See…Chocolate is a diet food!

Gross!

Ah…another successful student!

Straight-Jacket Award Winner:

That may explain why my boys act the way they do!

Bring on the game!!

Blog Worthy Award Winner #2:

I am so sorry “Honey”… Bless your heart!

I am a “Holic”!

Complete with the appropriate head banging!

There is such a thing call updates.

Never time to do what needs to be done when you are on a march!

Blog Worthy Award Winner #3:

What does it say about my constant intake of coffee?

Time to face reality again…hubby is waiting for me to finish so we can continue the day.
Have a great day and share a smile.

“May your cup runneth over with joy, love and laughter oh, and really fabulous coffee!”

Peach State

Peach State says: Facebook Funnies Celebration

Can you believe another week has past…and this week has been overflowing with Facebook Funnies! Let me take a few moments to introduce a few…well the funnier ones! So grab your coffee/drink and take a break with me as we begin…

Facebook Funnies Celebration!

I want to start off with “The Animal Parade”:

When throwing someone under the bus…make sure they do not resemble you!

It is important to allow for those unexpected “reboots”!

(Drum roll….)This week’s Remind You Of Anyone Award:
Just when you thought is was safe to eat cheeseburgers…

Obi Wan…you are our only hope!

(Drum roll…) This week’s Blog Worthy Award Winner #1:

Wow…there is is “nap” for everything these days!

And during the nap make sure to make a little noise…

Look familiar?

He must be related to Grumpy Cat!

And last but not least…the aww moment!

As we continue I found these delightful tidbits and wanted to share…:
(Drum roll…) This week’s Blog Worthy Award #2:

So all those times you said you were going to the “Jim”…Okay…enough said about that.

…kinda says it all!

(Drum roll…) The Straight Jacket Award goes to:

Several things crossed my mind…as a lover of cake batter…OUCH…GROSS…OUCH!

Recently a friend and I discovered a new common love…Doctor Who!
Here are just a few funnies for this great topic:

Shh…we come and go and not one person knows we are gone. Time travel is sooo great!

Bow-ties are cool!

A species of cat found in Doctor Who’s many travels…yep!

Everyone loves a Snickers!

Well it is time for me to get ready…

Hi…My Name is Peach State and I am a “Candy Crush-aholic”!

Well reality is calling…translation “My stomach is growling and I need to eat before the painter gets here.” This painter is for the ceilings… I cannot wait to show you the finished product.
Have fun sharing some humor.

Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Fantastic Facebook Funnies

I thought it only fitting to start off with an “Award Winner” this morning …SO…Fantastic Facebook Funnies begins with the coveted (drum roll….) Straight Jacket Award:

I don’t think I will bother this sweet kitty…would you?

At a time when people are flowing in and out of town, resembling the ebb and flow of the ocean, some people think outside the box.

The only way to have a Family Reunion “Stay-Ca”

Making friends while on vacation….yep!

Kiddie control is a valuable asset when traveling.

Schedules go out the window when traveling.

Dealing with house-sitters when you come home…I think I would have used a different service.

Some things are not the same when you get home.

This is a fun family activity…except that all my kids were like the gray kitty..up and alert!

Yep…my kids always wanted to know about the next meal!

Warning…some things are not a described when ordered online!

Food and Coffee:

So ‘fess up…how many muffins did you really eat?

Which one are you?

A mother’s job is never done….right!

Things that should never happen.

GRUMPY CAT Time:

That’s all I have to say about that!

Oh…and Happy Birthday anyway…

Now for the award presentation…(drum roll…)
Blog Worthy Award Winner #1:

Even more scary is the fact that this was sent to an actual father on Father’s Day!

Blog Worthy Award Winner#2:

One of those many voices….

Did you find something to make you smile today? I hope so!

Keep posting those pics and…Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Finally Facebook Funnies!

It has been a very long day…I am in definite need of a laugh…How ’bout you?

Finally Facebook Funnies!

Once again there are three very sweet-and-very-humorous cats…Hummm?

So I gladly tried this method today…and it was, in fact, very refreshing!

Funny thing…I did this with my VBS class this week. It Really Works!

Trust me…I am a mom! Now take the medicine!

So what are you implying?

This pic reminds me of someone…”Oh yeah…me this morning!”

And with my morning came a bunch of strong coffee!

“Uh…it’s been 25, (insert chuckle) my bad!”

Whoa…Catnip Crash!

Just another example of a human thinking they are in control.

It is a fact that TV adds about 10 pounds.

Some things are just too scary!

Grumpy Time!:

“Hehe…and I put it there!”

We all walk a chosen path!

Any questions?

I guess pink is not your color!

Once more with feeling!

Well…I know you have probably wondered where I have been…Vacation and now working in Vacation Bible School at my church. It feels like forever since I have posted yet, in reality, it was just Monday. I am looking forward to finding my normal! “Yeah…normal…What’s that?”
The last one is in honor of teachers everywhere…

Blog Worthy Award Winner:

True story!

Blog Worthy Award Winner:

Back to normal soon…until then…Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Happy Facebook Funnies!

I just loved having my world organized on my desk…Now who needs a desk!

Welcome and Happy Facebook Funnies! I hope you are ready for some tickling of the funny bone. I only ask one thing…Please do not take a sip of your coffee, or favorite morning drink, as you read the funny…I am not responsible for the clean up of snorts and spits.

Aww…I guess she finally forgave “Samuel”! ( sorry…inside joke!)

The look on your face when you just can’t seem to find the right button to change the channel.

(drum roll….) Blog Worthy Award Winner #1:
This brought tears to my eyes….from laughing so hard!

See what I mean!

Even a Grumpy Cat needs a fluffy place to rest.

True life “Nana” from “Peter Pan”!

Please…no raising your hands if you know someone who has done this….

That dog should renovate and expand…he would be rich!

(drum roll…). Blog Worthy Award Winner #2:

“You should have seen it dude…Mom was looking at this picture and started grinning and crying at the same time…it was freaky!”

Sorry to interrupt the flow…but I was just informed, while sharing my laughter with my youngest, that he does NOT laugh because he knows every joke. Wow!

Note to self…don’t climb trees!

True “Reality TV”!

Translating the look on his face was harder than I thought…
“Do you have to yell?”
“Breath mint?”
“She needs a new medication!”

Insurance cards on your phone…now tickets…

Poor guy…Do you think he will ever figure it out?

Now that would be a fun topic to cover…and I would not have a problem finding examples.

Is anyone allergic to the tree?

Just because of the quotability…(drum roll…) Blog Worthy Award Winner #3:

Have a great day…share the humor and please pass on the drinking and snorting warning to your friends.

Peach State

Peach State says: Facebook Funnies Wednesday

Still morning here…barely! Up early at the dentist office with my youngest…let’s not go there!
On our way home my son asked if it was raining in the distance…”Nope…that is a pollen cloud…isn’t that wonderful?” I have taken extra sinus meds today to combat the effects…they are not helping. Maybe some humor will help take my mind off of the bombarding pollen particles attacking my poor defenseless sinuses. Oh…and another coffee…YUM!

Speaking Of Pollen:

Reality…maybe not but boy does it feel like it!

I’m Just Saying:

Everybody sing along…

How true…

New word alert…

Finally someone has correctly diagnosed my disability.

Happiness in all circumstances…

And if you don’t agree…Bless your heart!

I have been forced to experienced this liquid induced behavior in others.

The joys of motherhood!

Here comes the animals:

I remember getting paid far less for babysitting…

“Dun Dun Dun…”

So this is where my boys learned this technique.

Oh! So teenagers have feline tendencies.

( drum roll….)
Today’s Blog Worthy Award Winners…:

True frustration…the same thing happened to me after getting my nails done.

And my favorite…

For my fellow NCIS fans…we call this getting a “DiNozzo”.

Well the temporary mind over sinuses is over…it helped…kinda!

Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Late Facebook Funnies-Part 2

Facebook helps keep me in contact with dear friends now in Europe. The above picture is proof of the strong bonds between us. Well…we always found the humor in things.

I would like to continue with the Facebook Funnies I started this morning. Are ou ready?

Frustrating when reality slaps you in the face…

Honest officer!

009…get it?

It’s closer today than yesterday…crud!

First Nemo now the poor “little bird”.

Good to hear…because every time a Carnival ship cruises out it has one malfunction or another.

No truer words…

I was going to try a new recipe…I put an egg in the middle of toast but all I can see is cat starring back at me.

I would like a Extra-Tall-Grande-Venti Frapp to go!

This song holds a special meaning for a special group of us…but you already knew that!

Okay…this next one might remind some of you of a certain someone, who shall remain nameless,and is known for her constant pushing of the proverbial envelope…LOL
(drum roll)…Blog Worthy Award Winner #1:

(Drum roll) Blog Worthy Award Winner #2:

Do you feel better? I know I do!
Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Late Facebook Funnies-Part 1

Rolling over to look at the clock was a good thing this morning…No Alarm! I am happy, however, to report that breakfast was made, coffee was made, school lunch was made, youngest did not miss his bus and the first two members of my family are gone. I know what you are thinking! “How strange that Peach State should miss the alarm!” I can explain…yesterday was hubby’s day off and my 19 year old got up with his younger brother for me so I could sleep a couple of more hours. I did not set my alarm Tuesday night…thus I forgot to punch the alarm button last night resulting in no alarm going off! I am still shaking…

Boy…I am glad he made the bus. That would have thrown my schedule way off track. I need to be getting ready to leave…I am traveling with the Senior Choir from my church, along with our mutual cat loving friend, to sing with them. One of the sweetest ladies came up to me Sunday and asked if I was going and I told her that I had not been asked… (She took care of that and went right to the source!) Within 5 minutes I was told about today! “This dang clock is ticking away too fast!”
I want to leave you with one more thought before heading off to get dressed.

Have no fears…I will present Part 2 later today, if Grumpy Cat has his way!
Till then I hope this sweet little dash of funny will help you through the morning.

Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Facebook Funnies Wednesday…While Waiting For Package Delivery

Cup refilled and ready.
I drove up behind the Fed-ex truck yesterday about 11:10 am and he would not stop. So I am now stuck at home for a delivery instead of going with my hubby and 19 year old son to the recruiter station. “Oh…goody!” Yeah right! Anyone want to make a bet that the delivery is later this afternoon? Anyway…welcome to Facebook Funnies Wednesday…While Waiting For Package Delivery!

My friends have been actively posting the funnies this week…

To quote a commercial…”There’s an app for everything…It was on the Internet and the Internet does not lie!”

I had to translate for my hubby…I was fine!

This one was a little off the cuff…but sadly you will laugh!

Preach it mama!

Boy…no truer statement!

Not Spring yet! That was a close one!

Wine…coffee…Coke Zero…I am not picky!

I understand it…but have mastered the art of Turning a Deaf Ear!

Dang it…I sang it again!

Wow! I feel like an outcast…the only thing I was doing that day was washing my hair!

How about the Time Change?

(Gotta love Grumpy Cat!)

Let’s go to Oz…:

Sang this one too…dang it!

Worse yet…I read this in the voice from the original “Wizard of Oz”

Toto is under the influence of the poppies…we’ll move him when he falls asleep!

This week’s Blog Worthy Award Winners are:
(Drum Roll…….)

Poor Samuel…he wants to give her the moon and gave her fleas instead…

Show of hands…who sang that one?

There were some laugh out loud Funnies in this group…see!

Delivery update…nothing…no show…still waiting…this is getting old…

Share the humor…Have a great day!

Peach State

Peach State says: Pre-Valentines Facebook Funnies!

Here is a Pre-Valentine song for you! Happy Wednesday!

Here are a few Pre-Valentines Facebook Funnies!
There are many, many different types of love…which makes love unique for each of us.

I hope Chef Ramsey is not in the restaurant I am in.

This is an example of enduring love….she loves…he endures! Lol…just kidding. It does remind me of my grandparents.

The things we do for love!

(Drum roll…) This weeks #1 Blog Worthy Award Winner:

What men don’t know won’t hurt them…unless they get hit by one of those looks.

As we grow older together we experience new and exciting adventures…(drum roll…)#2Blog Worthy Award Winner:

Changes in gravitational pull…

Everyday terms find a connection to childhood cartoons.

Willing to try anything together…for the possibility of cheeseburger rewards.

I am off to spend time with my sweet hubby! Have a great day…and Happy Valentines to all of you!

Peach State