Category Archives: Humor

You Want Me To Do What!?

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I know I am not alone!  I find great relief in the fact that somewhere, right now, there is a wife being asked to do something they have never had to do before!  They’re question is the same…

“You Want Me To Do What!?

Let me back up to last night…My sweet and loving hubby called, as he does not very night on his way home, with an excitement in his voice.   “I have some fresh tomatoes for you and a zucchini!”  I don’t cook with zucchini…never have!  My hubby asked me to make him a loaf of Zucchini Bread…and one for his friend.  I thought to myself…

“😱😳😰😷😬💬⚗YUCKY!!”

I googled for a recipe and made it…put the three pans in the oven and sent this picture to my hubby.   He was soooo excited!  Smelled half way decent while it cooked and I may have to try a teeny-tiny-barely visible-microscopic bite.  I will let you know!

“May your life be filled with love, laughter and really fabulous coffee!”

Peach State

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It’s My 6 Shot Morning!

IMG_5944My doctor asked me the other day, as my stomach growled like a roaring lion, what I had for breakfast.  A smile crept across my face and I said…”I had my usual!” I continued…”It’s My 6 Shot Morning!

I have to admit I truly love watching the different facial expressions I often get in response to that statement.  😳😡🤔😤💀🙀🙉🙊🙈

“Sorry for the multiple emojis.  I like pushing buttons!”

After I explained what I meant and my doctor was breathing again the laughter began! She was afraid I was driving while intoxicated!  I know it had to have been 5 o’clock somewhere but not in my little corner of the world.  My quaintquietquackyquirky little world is filled with arobicized activities along with the normalrunofthemill life of a mother!  I love the extra bowling pins added to my juggling routine.  The occasional diaper change and feeding, the extra taxi duties for my son and two of his friends to track practice. Oh, and the virtual treadmill of track meets!  Ah..the life of a track mom! But that’s another story for another day!

My doctor understood my need for the 6 Shot Morning…she prescribed a pill to help me sleep at night!  I left her office and headed back toward the old homestead…doing my varied errands on the way…including my drive through at the Starbucks across the street for another 4!!!  “Shh!!! What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her!”

“May your cup runneth over with love, laughter and really fabulous coffee!”

Peach State

Forever Thirty Something

 

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The strange things we yearn to believe, as we age, is that we will never be OLD!

But…the sad truth is there is no stopping the speedinglocomotiveofachesandpains with the added joy of wrinklesandmoreachesandpains.

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To be honest…I enjoy looking in the mirror at the “crazy lady”.  She makes the day a bit more interesting and fun, when she is awake!

“May your cup runneth over with love, laughter and really fabulous coffee!”

 

Peach State

 

 

 

Peach State says:  The Power of Invisible Mosquitos!

  

Now that you have finished the laughing and nodding your head in total agreement…think about it!  

We try to keep our emotions in check!  The proverbial straight-jacket-squad stands ready, at all sides, to jump in and wrap you up like a snug-little-bug-in-a-rug to keep us from flying off our assorted handles.  Yes, assorted handles!  The handles may be oversized, large, small or even loose needing to be tightened…but that doesn’t mean anything.  Size doesn’t matter because they are individually related to each of us!  What may be small for some may be huge for others!  So my lecture for the day…mainly speaking to myself…is:

Shake your head, shed a tear, and don’t forget “The Power Of Invisible Mosquitos!”…Then laugh!  And when you are done remember one thing!  (Am I listening?)

  

Let go!…God has stronger hands to hold my circumstances, and the those belonging to those close to me, in order.  He’s got this!!! Oh, and He gave us the ability to laugh when thinking about those wonderful “Invisible Mosquitos!”

“May your cup runneth over with joy, love and laughter oh, and really fabulous coffee!”

Peach State

Peach State says: Because Monday Happens!

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Just in case you need an excuse to grab another cup of coffee…Here it is!

“Because Monday Happens!” Better make it a double!

So lift your coffee cup and take a deep breath…this day will be over soon…”I hope!”

“May your cup runneth over with joy, love and laughter oh, and really fabulous coffee!”

Peach State

Peach State says: Facebook Funnies…Well Just a Few!

I know that some of you may have been in withdrawals…so here is a quick little Friday Fun!

“Facebook Funnies…Well Just a Few!”
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Better leaves than bugs!

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And they would be studied in a secret lab…

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Just think of the FUN we could have if we all skipped our meds!!!

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I have uncovered the truth about Grumpy Cat…Grumpy Cat is a MOM!

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Grumpy Cat is a MOM who has counted to 3!!!!

“May your cup runneth over with joy, love and laughter oh, and really fabulous coffee!”

Peach State

Peach State says: Don’t Blink!

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Two of my favorites…Doctor Who and The Muppets…together in one exquisite visual blending!

“Don’t Blink!”

“May your cup runneth over with joy, love and laughter oh, and really fabulous coffee!”

Peach State

Peach State says: Sounds Like A Plan!

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But…you know what would make it an even better day…you could do the same thing. Wouldn’t that be fun?

“Sounds Like A Plan!” or maybe NOT!

I am house hunting today and I can’t imagine my day with an un medicated son! Great…now I need a new plan!

“May your cup runneth over with joy, love and laughter oh, and really fabulous coffee!”

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DRINK UP!

Peach State

Peach State says: Ice Bucket Challenges

All over my Facebook page…can’t escape the continuous flow of shivering posts…

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AND…

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Noooo! Furry Apocolypse!

Peach State

Peach State says: Just Have To Let You Know!

Just in case you are still brushing your teeth the wrong way!
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For those of you who may have a problem getting things started in the morning!

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No use in arguing with your mother!

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“May your cup runneth over with joy, love and laughter oh, and really fabulous coffee!”

Peach State